I had such an epic weekend! Even though I am sick.
Warning: Long journal is long.

Friday
Friday involved going to Birmingham to meet up with my mum and sister. We had a coffee and then my mum was all giddy and ready to go so we went off and went shopping. I ended up buying killer heels and a dress and then we went to a little resteraunt and ate Japanese food. During this time I decided to stay in town for a bit and meet up with a few of ~WeAreSoStartled
After that we met my mums boyfriend and got ourselves lost for a while then my mum and Henry left and me and Sarah walked back to New Street but got distracted by shops where I was phoned by ~dannytrademark to tell me that ~D0llieDaydream was all on her own, so I dragged my sister away from the shop to go and keep Bekky company, between getting to New Street and everyone turning up Sarah went home. Then we all hung out in Mcdonalds for a bit then I had to head off home.

Saturday
Saturday morning I woke up with a horrible case of Manflu/GhettoFlu/Britcancer but got all bound up and into cosplay regardless.
The train was totally packed and by the time I got to Birmingham I was mid-panic attack but I had a big hug from Danny and it made me feel better. Then we waited until everyone was assembled and ~dannytrademark, ~D0llieDaydream, ~Noxiae, ~Dustey, ~Yaniie, ~Kirby-lou, =NozMcGoo, ~GigaMuffin and I headed off to the NEC for Memorabilia where we saw ~tamuratrap for a while and fagged about a lot.
It was really great meeting Katt and Nomi and lovely to see Fabsie again.

Whilst in the NEC we did a South Park shoot whilst we were upstairs and during this time me and Kenny were cool in the lift but nobody saw, a few of us lay on the floor for a while, Craig date raped Kenny with rohypnol, Stan raped me twice and molested me quite a few times, Stan threatened to throw Kenny over the balcony, me and Christophe totally ruined one of the photos, I kept putting my gloves down and having to go and pick them up again to have photos taken and we generally ran about being awesome.

When we were done in the NEC we all headed back to New Street and a few people stayed there whilst me, Samm and Bekky headed off so I could buy alcohol. Only we had to go out in the rain and we all got totally soaked. Afterwards Katt, Nomi and Fabsie all had to go and everyone else went back to Dannys for an epic sleepover.

I magically transformed into Kevin so that me and Kenny could get some fanservice shots taken and then I got out of cosplay but I pulled my wig off in the kitchen, it was like Clark Kent ripping his shirt off and becoming Superman only considerably less epic because it was a poor mechanic turning into a british fag. We all ate Pizza and then played Never Have I Ever in character which was hilarious but I realised to my dismay that Sourz aren't as good as they seem when I'm already drunk or when they're mixed with stuff. Then me, Danny and Bekky went to get some stuff and ended up taking an epic trek which turned out to be for nothing. when we got back we broke out the AfterShock and considering everyone was pretty drunk already it was hilarious because even a small bottle among quite a few of us had quite a large effect.

I can't actually sequence the rest of the night though, it's pretty patchy. I told everyone I loved them, got thrown into a TV by Samm and landed on Danny, I fell straight into Samm at the top of the stairs and we ended up falling into Kirbys room and lying on the floor, we phoned Georgia and told her we love her, we all ended up in a heap on the bed, Charlie bit Samms arm, we all ended up in a pile on the kitchen floor and me and Charlie licked Samms stomach and then Samm was biting everyone and I now have a nice purple bite on the wrist, Samm dropped hot ash on the crotch of my jeans and now they have a hole then she used me as an ashtray, Charlie threw Jelly everywhere, I was lying on the floor with Bekky and Rhiannon and Rhiannon was spooning me which I complained about until she went away and I realised she'd been keeping my back warm. Eventually I fell asleep on the sofa cuddled up with Bekky.

Sunday
Woke up with a big hangover. Looked at some of the pictures we took and lol'd at the really sexy (read: bad) ones. I felt sick and had to go outside so I was stood hugging Bekky and Rhiannon leant around the door coolfacing and scared the shit out of us. Danny burnt the pizza. I ended up getting on both Bekky and Samms cocks (i.e sitting straddling them xD) Then we all went home.

Quotes

- "Gregory do you have a unicorn yet?" "No." "Does it make you want to cry?" "No."
- "Gregory sit on my other leg," *sits* "I hope Craig looks over, he'll cry."
- "I have two holes, bitch, you've got nothing on me."
- "Craig's gettin' laid: ROHYPNOL ;D"
- "Run like a flipperbaby!"
- "Ready guys?" "Hold on, is my hair okay?" "Gregory..."
- "Let's coolface when the door opens!" *coolface* *nobody looks* "Awh..."
- "My head's wet!" "LOL, Gregory you slut"
- "David Tennant is amazing!" "We can be bffs again now."
- "WAIT, KEVIN IS GREGORY?!"
- "Never have I ever had sex with a teacher," *drinks* "Gregory!" "I was failing one class at Yardale..."
- "Gregory dressed as Wendy to seduce me." "Stan!"
"Me and Gregory had sex," "Stan! Stop telling people things I don't want them to all know!"
- "I raped Bebe," "That's nothing to be proud of."
- "Gregory you're a whore! What's being in Britian done to you?!"
- "Stop being lesbians,"
- "Here Samm, it tastes like cinnamon." *drinks half the bottle* "THAT'S A SHOT DRINK SAMM!"
- "...HOSHIT!" "HAI TOPHE." *I fall over and we both end up on Kirbys bedroom floor*
- "YOU SOUND LIKE GREGORY!"
"Talk to your brothers!"
"CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME??"
- "What the fuck is that?"
- "Who bit me?"
- "You have a penis hole"
- "Oh my god, Kyle's smoking!"
- "Gregory is my ashtray"
- "Butters you're spooning me..."
- "Butters has wincest senses, like spidermans spidey senses"
- "Holyshiii- Hi Butters,"
- "Why did Kyle get dressed to go back to bed?"
- "CAN YOU GUYS NOT RAPE EACH OTHER FOR FIVE MINUTES?"
- "It smells like women in here," "It's Lynx" "Hmm.." "Maybe it's because all the wimminz wear Lynx?" "I AM NOT A WIMMINZ!"
- "Stan the Pizza's black. We can't eat that!" *everyone has some anyway*